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April 22, 2005
I am a Bitch, aren't I
Well, in my exploration of women, and their attitudes toward life, their pain, and joy, I have come across that certain BITCHY quality that only a women can practice to its fullest extent, and by now you know, that I have been able to capture some of that jest, and you have seen my BITCHY side. So, how do you like it?!
I am good, and you know " Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned ", so be carefull, and dont mess with me, sorry , I know I do get carried a way. BUT FOR GOD'S SAKE GET OVER YOURSELF !,( you know who I am talking about), GET OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE, and do away with this HOLLIER THAN THOU attitude, life is too short, and by now most of you know that there is no malice in me, it is just my brand of humor, and if you can not stand the heat, TAKE YOUR CLOTH OFF.
Fereydoon has given us a bit more of the air he breathes up there, in scorching comments, which should not be read for those of you that like to see life from an easier side, and if you dare to read them, full formal attire is requested. I HAVE COMMENTED ON HIS COMMENTS, and since I did read his comments in the buff, I am a bit Black and Blue all over, so beware, and avoid it if you are scared of hights or suffer from VERTIGO.
We have three new friends here Courtesy of LIVE LIFE, my embattled friend Fereydoon's site, I met them there and they have been kind enough to visit us here, and they might find us REFRESHINGLY DIASTURBING, I HOPE THEY BRING THEIR SENSE OF HUMOR WITH THEM, and leave their thin skins way over there. One is a WRITER, one is a SHRINK, and CHEY, seems to have experienced life very freely , at least that is the way I feel from her writing, she is a bit BOHEMIAN,
wellcome all of you and I hope you visit often.
The kids spent the morning with me, since they are off from school, we had breakfast together at their favorite DINER, then we made a trip to TOYS R US, and they got to buy whatever they wanted with their own money. then Kiana and I downloded Itunes, on the computer and she got to BURN her first CD. My wife picked them up half an hour ago.
Cyrus has been generous with his comments and as funny as they come, I suggested to him that he should think about WRITING COMEDY, and he laughed. I am enjoying our latest adventure more than I should but hey that's who I am, every thing for me is a BLESSING.
For my new friends here I do recommend reading DEBUTANTES, ODE TO MY BREASTS, one of my early poem which I am very proud of . there would be a test on it next week.
Posted by Idinraha at April 22, 2005 03:58 PM
Comments
I'm baaaaaack!! We had a blast and I just spent an hour reading through all that I missed. Do you kow what BITCH stands for: Babe In Total Control of Herself!!!! So I'm also a bitch, if you don't already know it!!!! My dear brother, you have a very sick sense of humor but we love you the way you are. If your mom and sister don't love you, who will!!!!
Your other brother, Reza, has the same sick sense of humor and couple of times both Hossein and I were ready to choke him.
Posted by: Maryam at April 22, 2005 10:13 PM